A GOLDMINE FOR TUMBLR HANDLES
As old cemeteries are to baby names, so is the New York Intel blog’s “Gossip Girl Reality Index” to tumblr handles. Below, a few of the unclaimed.
wafflemaking-eunuch
carole-lombard-is-my-spirit-animal
128-paisley-smoking-jackets
lonesome-cake
universally-known-date-rape-circus
my-secret-half-brother-is-a-gay-ashton-kutchner
exiled-to-dubai-after-what-happened-in-santorini
no-way-people-ate-udon-in-1983
bullshit-fannypack-plotline
cars-without-stemware-are-beyond-the-realm-of-my-experience
my-sworn-enemy-has-nancy-pelosi-hair
read-beloved-six-times-while-experimenting-with-lesbianism
will-you-die-alone-after-shitting-yourself-in-a-duane-reade
i-do-my-cardio-in-the-evenings
bang-someone-of-your-own-caste
hit-on-by-two-bronfmans
the-gays-are-loving-hungry-hungry-hippos
a-cashmere-scarf-not-useful-for-any-wintry-purpose
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I refuse to believe “the-gays-are-loving-hungry-hungry-hippos” is not already a Tumblr blog.
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In case you had momentarily forgotten that Heidi Julavits...Tumblr genius…
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